By Colin Manjoney ’13
LET US ALL OFFER A SACRIFICE OF LENTILS AND WINE TO OUR LOCAL SOLAR DEITY IN THANKFUL GRACE FOR THIS MOST BEAUTIFUL OF DAYS
Greet the sun! Greet the warm, green grass! Greet the familiar, precious sights of children playing in Congress Park, attractive men and women walking beautiful dogs down Broadway, and Wheelie Guy sticking it to the man wherever he damn well pleases! Skidmore students, greet Spring, for it is imminent!
It is going to be something like ReallyNiceºF today, and it’s only going to get better from here on out.* I expect to see all of you on the green for the first of many hoorahs we will offer in grace to this most resplendent of seasons. What’s that? It’s still wet out and you’re afraid of getting all muddy? Steal your roommate’s blanket and SIT on that shit, dude!
*Tomorrow is actually going to be pretty cold, guys. HAHA PUNK’D AMIRITE??
UPDATE: SIKE NO IT’S NOT.
It is lovely out. Ditch your homework, crack a Guiness and go outside. The weather gods are calling for homework weather (read: rain) tomorrow and Thursday so you should probably soak this up while you can.
