
Do you like art? Parties? Music? Standing on top of things? If so, you should go to the Tang Party tonight from 10pm to 1am. The party will feature nine outdoor art installations around the Tang grounds, including a giant Frankenstein bicycle, an enchanted flibber forest, and a feminist-postmodern-day-of-the-dead-altar-shrine. I have no idea what any of that means either!
The party will also feature a Nintendo 64 Mario Kart play station on the roof, video art projected on the outside walls, and three bands:
Honey: From what I understand, Honey is basically Mutual Friends with the addition of Alex Maddalena. Mutual Friends is great! Alex is great! Everything is great!
Twins: I don’t know anything about this band, but people in bands are generally cool. You should go and try to talk to the guys from Twins after their set. Don’t try to talk to them during their set, though, because playing music is difficult and requires concentration!
Dan$Club: This band is two guys named Dan who play music you can dance to. Is the Dan$ in their name because they are named Dan, or because it is some weird, German-y spelling of dance? Or both? This band has something for everybody. For you, dancing. For me, wordplay.
My only concern is that this party might be too fun and that people are going to overdose on fun and have to call an ambulance to rush them to Peabody’s so they can stop having so much of it!