The result of a lazy Google image query. Bite me.

The funny thing about the scheduling of a semester is that everyone is wrapping up everything that they do, all at the same time. It’s like a flashmob or a well-coordinated orgy.

For example, all the official music groups on campus are having their final performances this week. Who knew it took a whole semester to learn, rehearse and perfect a program? Here’s the link to the events, and before you tell me, “Yo Bruce, the formatting on that calendar is so wretched that I don’t even like looking at it, no wonder I don’t read it,” well guess what? I agree. Maybe we will end up doing something about it. After finals, that is.

Speaking of finals: words of encouragement! Lindor truffles from Burgess! Not showering!