pretty girls love passports

Recently at a bar some guy was mouthing off and getting all handsy on my little sister. Things escalated and I ended up hurting him so god damn bad I had to take a little vacation and lay low while some things worked themselves out.

The moral of this story? Always keep your passport up to date in case you need to flee the county.

If you plan on getting all Taxi Driver on some mook down at MARE and anticipate having to hide out (or if you’re thinking of studying abroad) you will be happy to know that there will be a “Get-A-Passport Drive” outside of the Skidmore Shop this Wednesday, November 18th from 12-4pm. Representatives from the Post Office, will be accepting new and renewed passport applications so you can avoid the consequences of your actions to your hearts content.