Hey looky, The Skidmore Photography Club’s infamous barely-nude nudie calendar is back for round two. The Skidmore Spur, sales of which raised $2300 last year, is back again with just as many obscured genitals as last year!
Last time, after the puritanical and laughably prudish Make-A-Wish Foundation refused to accept money raised by naked college students, the proceeds from sales of the calendar helped The Giving Circle establish a well in the small Ugandan village of Wairaka. This year’s proceeds will help to fund permanent housing for the HIV-positive children at the Giving Circle’s Wairaka orphanage.
In addition to being good for charitable and humanistic reasons and all that hippy shit the Skidmore Spur is also an incredibly rare and affordable blackmail goldmine. Can you imagine what the tabloids of the future will pay for these somewhat incriminating pictures should one of our peers find themselves in the spotlight? The value as an investment piece is obvious. Being able to sell these photos to TMZ in thirty-five years could be the difference between dying under the crippling weight of student debt and not. And even if the photos never accumulate any value as blackmail, the calendar will doubtless be worth having around the ol’ nursing home as a reminder of a time when all your friends weren’t sagging sacks of liver-spotted skin.
The $10 calendars go on sale Monday Dec. 13th in Case Center and make the perfect gift for Mom, Dad and creepy Uncle Jeff. Pre-order yours today!
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