Don't skimp on the ties gentlemen, this isn't Middle School

Tonight is Junior Ring and that means that in several hours most of you will start drinking alcohol while wearing fancy clothes, which, as Mad Men has proven, can be an incredibly fun and entertaining way to spend an evening. That being said, here is a list of things not to do tonight:

• Do not vomit on yourself
• Do not vomit on anyone else (especially me)
• Do not have sex behind the curtains where everyone hides their coats
• Do not knock over any light fixtures that could potentially land on other students
• Do not half ass your outfit because you are too cool
• Do not wear Axe Deodorant
• Do not wear a Bolo Tie (unless you are an actual cowboy)

Tonight’s dance (which is going to cost you 10 bucks at the door so I really hope you took my advice and bought a 5 dollar ticket at Case before hand) continues the weekend’s Disney theme in all its nostalgic glory so make sure to dress like the Princes and Princesses you deserve to be. For no apparent reason  the first 300 people to arrive  get entered into a competition to win some money, which is not actually how the real world works but whatever!

Unfortunately Getty sold the last of its Four Loko last night (RIP Lil’ Buddy) but the parched masses need not worry, Junior Ring features a delicious Beer Garden where those of us who are 21 can stand sectioned off from the general population, sipping our beers like some sort of exhibition, you’re going to need a state issued ID and a Campus Event Card though.
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