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Appelman Sits Down With Glotzbach

Thursday, December 4th, 2008


Willy Appleman, of Skidomedy fame, is a hard hitting journalist with the integrity and reliability to cover any story. We are thankful he sat down with our President and proud of his end result. Warm up the Pulitzer bus.

Glotztalks (About the Economy): pt. 2

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Twice today Glotzbach was roused from his secret presidential chambers to address the College. Today’s first college address took place in the wee hours of the morning at 8:30, just as the sun crested the top of the Harder Hall.  Skidmore Unofficial was at the much more reasonably scheduled 1pm address where Glotzbach sounded off on our present location in the economy, rich alumni, and even dropped some hints on the future Scribner Village—which we can openly say is on death row.

El Presidente kicked things off with some bad news: this year’s budget looks as if it will be about one million bucks short. Glotzbach encouraged the heads of departments in attendance to look for ways to scrimp and save, but seemed optimistic that the college would not see any serious effects because this shortage. Over-enrollment and tuition fees this semester have given us, as of yet, an untouched surplus that I’m sure will be tapped before the year is over. Glotzbach was eager to explain to those in attendance that this year will not be a problem for Skidmore College. Unfortunately, Glotzbach did not hold this same cautiously optimistic sentiment for next year.

Thanks to a pretty much continuous economic nose dive the endowment continues to shrink, leaving next years budget with a 5-8 million dollar “problem.” Don’t go getting your fruit-of-the-looms into a bunch yet, while it may seem like a lot of Keystones that deficit only represents about 4-6% of our actual budget. This “problem,” as Glotzbach fastidiously referred to it, means that while staff should not expect any negative changes in their insurance policies, it appears that yearly bonuses and salary raises, among other things, will shrink.

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Fireside Chat With The Glotzbachs

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Didn’t have the opportunity to attend Glotzbach’s state of the college addresses? You’re in luck. Tuesday (11/11) from 5:30 to 6:30pm students are invited to stop by the D-Hall atrium and have a little FDR-esque fireside chat with the Boss and Skidmore’s first lady, Marie Glotzbach.

While I’m sure the economy will be a hot topic, students shouldn’t ignore issues like campus diversity, environmental sustainability goals, future housing options, measures to increase student involvement in the running of campus, and how cold it is going to be this winter.

We’ll try to stop by, but we would love anyone attending to “Holla Back” at us with their questions and answers.

The Economy and Skidmore: Star-Crossed Lovers

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Last time we talked to Glotzbach about the economy things were still unstable—daily market fluctuations had kept the college from making any serious plans and things were still unsure. Since then, according to an email in last weeks Student Announcement Digest, our cheerful leader has met with the Board of Trustees, the full Institutional Policy and Planning Committee (IPPC), and the IPPC Subcommittee on Budget and Finance to talk about the institutions circumstances and future plans to cut funding for many departments. This Tuesday, Glotzbach will give two presentations on our situation, which he describes as “a considerable challenge, particularly for next year.” If that foreboding language doesn’t send tingles down your tuition-paying spine, I don’t know what will. Come hear the man speak Tuesday (11/11) in Davis first at the ungodly hour of 8:30am, and then again for us sane people at 1pm. Each talk should last about an hour.

Glotztalks (About The Economy)

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

It seems as if this economic downturn is affecting everyone. Many of you are aware of the problems faced by those looking to retire shortly, take out loans for a car, and pay for school, but you should also be aware that Skidmore as an institution (and many other colleges) is facing similar challenges.

This afternoon, at 1pm, President Glotzbach addressed a packed Davis Auditorium on the economy and Skidmore’s position in the precarious markets. The audience was comprised of the intellectual elderly, a few us Skidmore Unofficial reps, and about everyone in Starbuck who’s ever told you that you can’t drop physics, or that you hipsters can’t wear your raybans in your ID photos.

Glotzbach offered us some optimism–chicken finger Friday shall continue to shine as a bright light at the end of the week. Unfortunately, he emphasized how we will all have to reevaluate our budget for the upcoming year in light of more stringent budget regulation. He did not, however, provide us with a tentavive plan simply because there isn’t one yet–the daily fluctiations of the market are too unstable. Click to continue »

Glotzbach Speaks

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Buried deep in the bowels of this week’s “student announcement digest” there shines a brief letter from the desk of president Glotzbach. The Ol’ Captain himself will be giving two college updates this week focusing “on the current economic situation and the challenges it presents to us personally and to the College as a whole.“  Think of them as mini state of the union addresses but with less clapping.  Interested? October 22 at 1pm in Davis or Thursday, October 23, at 11am in Gannett.

p.s. We will be there so you don’t have to be. Maybe we’ll even liveblog it or something goofy like that (but probably not).

Moorebid Ball is Halloween

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

do the monster mash?

Moorebid Ball Is On The Horizon

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

…and Glotzbach is trying on costumes.