Listen up kiddies,
Today is Accepted Students Day and all those Mother and Fathers walking around with stern looks on their faces, slowly realizing that their precious little loved ones are now out of diapers and launching themselves into the world of cigarette smoke and Heideggerarian tomes are here because their kids got a fat acceptance envelope in the mail welcoming them to the Skidmore College Class of 2015.
What I want is a picture of one of those terrified, soon-be-wildly-in-debt parents holding a copy of the Skidmore Unofficial Freshman Orientation Guide and giving a nice cheesy thumbs up. If you snap said picture and email it to Editor@SkidmoreUnofficial.com I will reward you with a six pack of amazing tasting brewskis and a sloppy wet kiss on the cheek/forehead.
This is not a joke. A picture like that would make all the time I’ve spent in front of a computer writing about Skidmore seem worthwhile and give me a sense of personal affirmation so please just do it.
Love,
Executive Editor



