The Center for Sex and Gender Relations is happy to present the second annual free condom day. Stop by Case Center (12-3pm) or the Atrium (5:30-7pm) to stock up on some Johnny bags just in case your dry spell ends.

In addition to free prophylactics the Center will have a whole bouquet of items for sale, and for your convenience they will have a card swiper.

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The Inter-Hall Board will be giving out free ice cream sundaes tonight at 10pm on Case Green. The Center for Sex and Gender Relations will also be there handing out free rubbers and information on their other products and services. Inter-Hall Board plans many of the big events on campus including Moorbid Ball and Fun Day and is staffed by the dorm Presidents and Vice Presidents. If you are interested in joining contact Alex Stark (astark@skid).

Case Green
10pm
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The CSGR will be hosting a Condom Carnival Tuesday March 3rd in the Dining Hall. Between 5:30 and 7:30 students will have the opportunity to play carnival games and win condoms. Why not?

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So this Wednesday, Oct. 22, the Center for Sex & Gender Relations is hosting another one of Skidmore’s most glorified events. No, we are not talking about Fun Day, OktSoberfest, or any amateur shit like that, we’re talking about Free Condom Day. Due to the great success of the first Free Condom Day, noted by the absence of little babies and syphilis around campus, and the surprising surplus of glow-in-the-dark condoms, the Center has decided to unleash another wave of dome caps onto us students. Going to the Center is a great idea because it avoids playing with any of the potentially sabotaged willy wraps, as well as providing a number of other resources and fun facts. Keep up the good work students, and remember, no glove, no love.

Skidmore Unofficial recently heard from a source at reslife that some disgusting person has been poking tiny holes in the free condoms distributed on the doors of HCs and RAs. Obviously this sordid behavior can have some serious consequences so we thought we would let you guys know: even if it is just a rumor better safe than pregnant and infected sorry. In case you are a little new to the game, a hole in a condom would render it as useful as a fishing net. The Center for Sex and Gender Relations has condoms for sale as well as tons of other “stimulating” gifts so why don’t you head over there and make momma proud. In the meantime keep your eyes out for the culprit.