Rumor has it that comedian Aziz Ansari is headed towards campus. According to the “Late Night at the SPA” website (yes, that’s a real thing) we should “keep our eyes open” for Aziz this semester. After a year of mediocre performers and low attendance the SPA seems to be stepping its game up. Ansari was scheduled to perform on campus last year but canceled at the last moment, because he is “totes too busy to perform for a bunch of Ivy League waitlisters” (he didn’t say that, but he was probably thinking it).

Don’t know who Aziz Ansari is, and feel like an indie fish out of proverbial indie water? peep his website yo…