And you thought you’d never have anything to look forward to that would top Chicken Finger Fridays.
I’m Lucy, your Skidmore Unofficial Skidspert , a person of many words and multiple identities. Here’s the deal: If Dear Abby, Dr. Ruth, Carrie Bradshaw, and President Glotzbach had some crazy drunken orgy, I would be their love child. Imagine me as your number one academic authority, your Saratoga specialist, your community-life connoisseur.
I’ve tried everything at least once, and then some. I know school. I’ve sat on SGA committees, started a new club, went abroad, lived on and off campus, worked on and off campus, dated, hooked up, partied, studied, double majored, dirty-sanchezed (not really), landed a competitive internship, spoke on student panels. I know manners, mating, makeovers, money, music, and much more.
You’ve got questions and I’ve got answers. Pause for a moment as you re bemoaning your awkward social interactions, directionless career path, or unrequited love for that quiet girl in the back of your psych course, and write in to Dear Lucy (me) for some outside perspective.
I’m here to help. And the best part? It’s all anonymous. Choose some goofy alias like Single in Scribner or Adirondack Jack and get some free advice. I know you like free things (I saw you staring at that oversized sweater in the clothes swap bin in Case Center), so stop posting on F My Life and do something about it! Write in to DearLucy@SkidmoreUnofficial.com and get back on track. Each week I’ll post answers to your burning questions, a little unsolicited advice, and the top things you should be aware of if you re a real Skid Kid.
All in all, your week just got a little better.
Xoxo
Lucy.
This week’s unsolicited advice:
- For useful procrastination, check out Stocked Refrigerator by Chi-City Mayne on YouTube. Then go to his MySpace and watch his Christmas Giveaway.
- Keep your eye out for McDonald s Filet of Fish commercial. Pure genius.
- Next time you theatre kids have a party, the fire marshal would appreciate it if you had it in a house with more than two 5 x 6 rooms.
- Getting a cold? Use Zicam nasal swabs. It’s better than sex (if sex happened in your nasal passages and burned a little).