December, 2008

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Mr. Skidmore (Sorry We’re Late)

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Rob Hill ’09 of SGA writes:

The candidates for Mr. Skidmore are:
Christopher Ford
Carl-Eric Girardin
Adam Kaufman
Joe Mooney
Tim Russell
Benjamin Sell
Eric Shapiro
Alec Unkovic

The event is being emceed by Skidomedy members Isabelle Russo, Lizzie Gill, and Brenna Johnson and judged by Sustainability Coordinator Erica Fuller, Jr. Class President Mia Guajardo, and Mr. Scribner 2007 Mike Kaplan. It begins at 8PM in the Spa. Additionally, the winner of Skidmore Unplugged will be announced at the event.

Unfortunately neither the Editor In Chief nor myself were nominated.

The Internet Is Broken *FIXED*

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

So the Anonymous Confession Board is down at the moment, so for the time being you’re going to have to distract yourselves elsewhere. We suggest the Youtube.

Update: We’re back. Let the dating advice continue.

Weekend Distractions XI (Junior Ring Edition)

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Thursday December 4th
5:30pm Tree lighting ceremony @ Case Green (fbook)
7:45pm CSGR Sex Toy Party @ Faculty Staff Club (fbook)
8:00pm  Lively Lucy’s Open Mic Night @ Falstaff’s (fbook)
8:00pm FAT Presents Movie Trivia Night @ Wilmarth 1st Floor Common Room
8:00pm Skidmore College Orchestra @ Filene
8:00pm   Mr. Skidmore Competition @ the Spa (fbook)
10:30pm Drastic Measures performance @ Filene (fbook)

Friday December 5th
6:00pm  Power of Percussion @ the Spa
8:00pm Smithereens @ JKB Studio A (fbook)
8:00pm Bandersnatchers @ Gannett (fbook)
10:00pm Smithereens @ JKB Studio A (fbook)
10:00pm Winter Dance Concert @ the Intramural Gym (fbook)
11:00pm Junior Ring Semi-Formal @ the Intramural Gym


Saturday December 6th
9:00am  Crew Team Marathon @ the Spa (fbook)
2:00pm  Men’s basketball vs. Castleton State @ the Sports Center
3:00pm Music Students’ Composition Recital @ Filene
4:00pm  Men’s Ice Hockey vs. Bowdoin @ the Saratoga Ice Rink
9:00pm  Comfest presents the BIG BIG BIG SHOW @ JKB (fbook)
10:00pm Holidaypalooza @ the Spa (fbook)
10:30pm Sonneteers Jam 2008 @ Filene  (fbook)
11:00pm Speakeasy Costume Party @ Mare

Sunday December 7th
3:00pm FAT Presents City of God @ Davis
9:00pm  Study Break @ the Spa

Something missing? Let us know in the comments.

Appelman Sits Down With Glotzbach

Thursday, December 4th, 2008


Willy Appleman, of Skidomedy fame, is a hard hitting journalist with the integrity and reliability to cover any story. We are thankful he sat down with our President and proud of his end result. Warm up the Pulitzer bus.

Super Smash Bros Before Hoes

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

College is hard, sometimes there just isn’t enough time “to like totally PWN the shit out of your bros in Super Smash.” Fear not, there is a light at the end of this tunnel of reality. If you like video games—or if you just like smashing your thumbs against things as if they were a freshman waif at a Girl Talk concert—have we got news for you: December 6th at 3pm in Bolton 103 there will be a Super Smash Bros. Tournament with CASH PRIZES and more importantly bragging rights. There is a cute little Facebook group with all the info making the news-feed rounds as we speak, but you guys can skip the line and just check it out here.

More On Skidmore Unplugged

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Remember back when we got our undies in a bundle over who was going to win Skidmore Unplugged? Well, we recently received an email from Christopher Sacca ’09 who helped design and code the website. This is what we learned:

The Skidmore Unplugged contest ended Nov. 22nd and it looks like Howe-Rounds remains victorious (barring any sabotage scandal). Now these nifty little monitors that they hooked up to the dorms this year are still collecting data and feeding it into the sustainability dashboard (that’s a fancy name for website), so you can check in any time and see how the dorms are doing. What those monitors do is “measure the cumulative percent increase or decrease from a baseline for each of the dorms’ energy consumption.”  For all you English majors out there that means that the site measures if the percentage of energy used has increased or decreased from an already established norm (the baseline). The baselines were established by taking the total energy usage from each individual dorm each hour and stringing it together to make a week long model, with information for every hour of every day. The point being that you use more electricity on a Wednesday afternoon than you do on Sunday at 5am. This means that any concern over the energy consumption of the Tower elevator or Health Services acting as a handicap in the competition is unfounded because their existence is already accounted for in the baseline.

At the moment the site is still accumulating data from the monitors and will continue to do so—that’s why is may seem like the contest is still going on. We aren’t sure why everyone (i.e whoever runs this contest) is being so tight lipped, but the winner will be announced at the Mr. Skidmore competition Thursday at 8pm in the Spa. Sustainable Skidmore is going to continue to collect our energy usage data, and hopefully in the future will publish it through something like these nifty interfaces for Hamilton and Oberlin.

Millhauser Does it Again

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Today’s New York Times featured the “Top 10 Best Books of 2008.” At the top of the list: Dangerous Laughter: Thirteen Stories by none other than Skidmore professor/celebrity Steven “The Illusionist” Millhauser.

In his first collection in five years, a master fabulist in the tradition of Poe and Nabo­kov invents spookily plausible parallel universes in which the deepest human emotions and yearnings are transformed into their monstrous opposites. Millhauser is especially attuned to the purgatory of adolescence. In the title story, teenagers attend sinister “laugh parties”; in another, a mysteriously afflicted girl hides in the darkness of her attic bedroom. Time and again these parables revive the possibility that “under this world there is another, waiting to be born.”

An excerpt from his book is available on the Times’ website. Although this is just one of many appearances in the Times for Dr. Millhauser, be sure to congratulate him on his timeless work.

School Sponsored Internet Fun Time

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Although they’re sparsely populated, these Skidmore-run forums seem like the perfect answer to requests for an accountable place to sell things and find ride information. If you prefer anonymous dating advice, endearing missed connections, and poor spelling, stick with us.

https://academics.skidmore.edu/forum/

Junior Ring EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

There’s nothing like coming back to campus from home with your family and friends to deal with term papers and sanctions issued by Res Life for having too many chairs, a coffee pot, beer bottles, and a disassembled bed in your room (…damn). That’s why this weekend is the perfect time to put off work and party like it’s 1920 at the Class of 2010′s “Junior Ring.” There will be events all weekend, and a semi-formal dance Friday night from 11-3am. Looks like this year’s theme is going to be the roaring twenties, so all you Gatsby’s out there can finally make your move on your Daisy’s. Since it was during the twenties that jazz music gained its popularity, we can’t make any assumptions as to whether the DJ will be playing Weezy or Dizzy (Gillespie), but in the spirit of the twenties, your request for scat music will probably be granted.

Stop by the SGA booth in Case now through Friday between 12-4pm for $3 tickets (they take the Skid ID YAY!) or buy $5 tix at the door. Remember that if you’re over 21 and want to get your drink on at the dance you need to get a campus event card—two IDs are now required for a drink. The drinks are quite steep: $4 per dose.

The complete schedule for this weekend’s festivities after the jump…

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All The News That’s Fit To Print

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Next week Skidnews will be holding elections for the entire editorial board. If you are interested in upping your involvement in newspaper make sure to email Akheil Singla for more information. This is the perfect opportunity for all you folks over on the ACB talking about the shortcomings of Skidnews roll up your sleeves and get involved.

ASingla@skid