SARATOGA SPRINGS—Following the Philadelphia Phillies first World Series victory since 1980, a jubilant Skidmore student body gathered together on the quad last night to celebrate.

“It was amazing,” said Skidmore student and Philadelphia native Ben Giles. “What with Skidmore’s apathetic reputation and all, I never thought I would see so many people coming out to show this kind of support.”

The crowd grew larger and larger, breaking out sporadically into cheers and applause. Many of the students began to chant “Yes we can” repeatedly, an obvious reference to the Phillies’ critics who claimed that the top teams in the American League were far stronger than top teams in the National League.

“I never thought that I would see a National League team win the World Series in my lifetime,” said sophomore Meredith Carlton. “There’s so much anticipation and anxiety leading up to the World Series and the baseball season is so long that for it to finally be over, it just feels like a great weight has been lifted. It’s such an amazing feeling.”

As the gathering became increasingly unruly, a sort of mob-mentality took over and the students marched from the quad into the library and from there towards President Glotzbach’s house. Once outside the President’s house, a heartfelt rendition of the Star Spangled Banner was sung in order to acknowledge the city of the Philadelphia as the birthplace of America.

“This is why I love America,” said freshman Oliver Bowen. “It’s just so fucking beautiful, being here in this dangerously excited mob. To celebrate the Philadelphia Phillies winning the World Series.”

From Glotzbach’s house the students marched into downtown Saratoga Springs, where they were met by a police escort.

“Kids will be kids,” said Officer John Quinlan. “I understand how much people love baseball and I understand that at a time like this emotions run high. I mean, I’m even a little choked up myself. This is a pivotal moment in baseball history.”

Although the crowd eventually dispersed and funneled back towards campus, a feeling of hope lingered in the air. Students chattered excitedly amongst themselves, filled with faith and optimism about next year’s season.
Perhaps the best response came from junior Chase Utley who, when asked about his views on the World Series conclusion, responded with three simple words.

“World. Fucking. Champions.”