Local News: Guy Who Went to Your High School Totally Different in College

Written by Rowley on January 24th, 2012

SKIDMORE COLLEGE — According to recent reports, that guy who went to your high school has changed drastically since arriving to college.

In addition to taking on a new nickname and cutting his hair, eyewitnesses claim that he is attempting to grow a beard and no longer wears clothes from Target. Allegedly, he has also started smoking cigarettes.

“Yeah, I’ve been smokin’ for a while now, addicted really,” he said, in between hacking coughs. “Gotta have that sweet nicotine burn.”

Despite claims to the contrary, you do not remember him being this way in high school, where he had greasy long hair and starred as Mr. Applegate in the school-wide production of Damn Yankees. 


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