A tipster recently texted in letting us know that anyone looking for a cheap high this afternoon can get fresh paint fumes “like whoa” in the Starbuck stairwell. Have at it, troubled youth.

If you start to feel a little queezy, stumble into town and sober up with a small cup of free Starbucks Coffee (only if you voted). Also, our favorite hole-in-the-wall ice cream creamery, Ben & Jerry’s, will be thanking its customers for voting with one free scoop of ice cream from 5 ’til 8. Hooray for democracy (and free stuff)!