The Boss on Campus (Not Glotzbach)

Written by Rowley on October 18th, 2011

Apparently, Bruce Springsteen and his kid were visiting campus today! I had no idea this was happening, because if I did, I would have thrown myself on the ground before him and kissed his feet politely told him how much “Atlantic City” means to me.

People hate on Bruce a lot here, but that’s just because they can’t handle his raw energy or the range of emotions that wash over them when they play Born to Run in its entirety. Go bob your head to dubstep or something, you pussies. This is Brucetown!

 

10 Comments so far ↓

  1. Bruce says:

    I hope to be a hundredth of the Bruce this Bruce is. Listening party at the SU.com estate this Friday night, rock your oil-stained denim.

  2. Ert Tram says:

    Music for people who don’t like music.

  3. FROG says:

    I wonder how many freshmen he banged while his son toured campus. Conservative estimates are greater than 16 and less than 3000.

  4. Johnny says:

    Apparently you people don’t realize he is old enough to be your grandpa.
    The dude is way over 60 yrs old. He should be touring with his grandkids.

    • Adeline Adeline says:

      1.) LOL @ “You people”

      2.) Bruce is 62

      3.)Samuel Ryan, Bruce’s 3rd kid with his current wife Patty Scialfa, was born in 1994. Which makes him 17/18 years old, prime college going age.

      4.)The Springsteen family love for horses is well documented. They own a horse farm in Jersey and a home in Wellington, FL. Bruce’s daughter Jessica is a nationally ranked rider. It would not surprise me if his children were interested in Skidmore’s equestrian program.

  5. Shey shey shey fwah fwah says:

    Bruce Springsteen is a socialist.
    It makes perfect sense that he would be at Skidrow.

    ……AND, if you’re dating ANOTHER woman whilst married, that means NO ONE can trust you,not even the Man Upstairs.

  6. Hansel says:

    Did he do 3 hours of encore touring?

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