So this Wednesday, Oct. 22, the Center for Sex & Gender Relations is hosting another one of Skidmore’s most glorified events. No, we are not talking about Fun Day, OktSoberfest, or any amateur shit like that, we’re talking about Free Condom Day. Due to the great success of the first Free Condom Day, noted by the absence of little babies and syphilis around campus, and the surprising surplus of glow-in-the-dark condoms, the Center has decided to unleash another wave of dome caps onto us students. Going to the Center is a great idea because it avoids playing with any of the potentially sabotaged willy wraps, as well as providing a number of other resources and fun facts. Keep up the good work students, and remember, no glove, no love.