Condom Caper Causes Commotion

Written by Executive Editor on September 29th, 2008

Skidmore Unofficial recently heard from a source at reslife that some disgusting person has been poking tiny holes in the free condoms distributed on the doors of HCs and RAs. Obviously this sordid behavior can have some serious consequences so we thought we would let you guys know: even if it is just a rumor better safe than pregnant and infected sorry. In case you are a little new to the game, a hole in a condom would render it as useful as a fishing net. The Center for Sex and Gender Relations has condoms for sale as well as tons of other “stimulating” gifts so why don’t you head over there and make momma proud. In the meantime keep your eyes out for the culprit.

 

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  1. center says:

    To do a shameless plug for the Center, regardless of whether or not someone is pricking holes in condoms (Let’s hope this isn’t the case), you should all come visit the Center! We just got our new shipment of over 700 dollars worth of condoms (Glow-in-the-dark, flavored, LARGE, non-latex, and MORE), dental dams, lube, vibrating rings, pregnancy tests, etc.

    They’re all really well priced as well, so it’s worth coming out and seeing all the fun stuff. Keep it safe!

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