Did you watch last night’s debate? Congratulations, you astute, politically aware citizen. Also, you’re a moron. See, there was no point in even tuning in at all – and we mean beyond what the “thoroughly disillusioned” (his words) and “totally annoying” (our words) kid on the ACB is whining about. Anyone with the internetz knew who was going to win 11 hours ahead of time. Check it out…

(Not picking up what we’re putting down, here? Check the screenshot’s time and date, chief.*)

For those of you who care about having your say on such issues as the fate of the global economy, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s creepy shit-eating grin, and the career of attractive albeit frighteningly ill-prepared hockey moms, voter registration continues on campus for the next two weeks. The table, sponsored by Skidmore Democrats,  has been outside of Case all week and is trying to make its hours a bit more uniform, so any time you can offer would surely be appreciated.

Email Mariale Renna, Skidmore Dems Secretary, at mrenna@skidmore.edu with whatever time 12-4 Monday through Thursday you can offer.

*Insult to injury addendum: Gentleman Johnny hadn’t even decided on whether or not he would attend the debate at 10:16 AM. Yikes.