Tonight is Senior Night downtown at Irish Times and it is going to be like MTV’s Spring Break 1996 but with more Irish people and less STDs. The Senior Class Council has reserved the entire top floor to ensure the cheapest prices on booze this side of brown-bagging a 40oz behind Stewarts (also not a bad way to spend a Thursday night).

Blue Moon Pints $3
Domestic Beer $3
Cocktails $5
Shot Specials $3
Hooking up with someone you’ve been crushing on since freshman year in the bathroom of a bar called Irish Times? Priceless.

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