CampusGrotto.com has compiled their annual list of most the expensive colleges and Sarah Lawrence is leading the pack with an annual cost of $54,410. That makes sense. Sarah Lawrence is clearly the highest quality and most enjoyable school in the country so there’s no reason that it shouldn’t cost the most. Hell, I would pay fifty grand just to live in Bronxville and not even attend the school! No argument there.

Skidmore is sitting pretty at #5, with an annual cost of $51,196. That’s pretty good, but I think we can do better. We’re currently only $6 ahead of Johns Hopkins, which is ridiculous. We’re way better than Johns Hopkins! It should cost at least $200 more to attend Skidmore than to attend Johns Hopkins. They could overtake us easily right now. Skidmore, step your game up. Also, we’re currently $104 behind Bates College. I don’t think it’s too much of a long shot to hope to overtake them by next year. Just tack $105 onto tuition. Nobody’s going to notice. We can do this!