SCRIBNER VILLAGE—This Sunday, for the first time all year, Macrury B resident Josh Friedberg made a meal to be shared with the three other residents of his house.

Friedberg, who is, according to anonymous sources, “a lazy piece of shit” who “never washes his dishes” and “leaves his dirty socks on all the fucking furniture” is rumored to be least helpful and least dependable member of the house.

Sources have also confirmed that Friedberg is a giant mooch who never has any money and takes three weeks to pay you back the ten dollars he borrowed for pizza. He has never so much as lifted a finger to help with any type of food preparation this year.

All that changed on Sunday.

Friedberg, in an unprecedented display of generosity, removed three hot dogs from their packaging and placed them in a frying pan on the stove for fifteen minutes while he watched SportsCenter in the next room.

“I can’t believe Josh made hot dogs,” said Pine C resident Sam Hines. “I’m not sure how we’re supposed to split three hot dogs between four people though. Does that mean everybody gets two thirds of a hot dog? Wait, that’s not right.”

The hot dogs were served, sans bun, in the lid of a Tupperware container.