GO TO GANNETT (the one in Palamountain) @ 9 IF YOU WANT TO BE SO DRUNK THAT YOU FORGET HOW SAD YOU ARE TO BE IN AN ACADEMIC BUILDING AT NIGHT ON THE LAST DAY OF CLASSES.
But seriously, there is no better way to:
a) Pretend your finals aren’t real
b) Dance aggressively
c) Black out (just kidding)
d) Probably hear some type of rhythmic banging
e) Celebrate the end of the semester/the fact that global warming is making it totally bearable to be here
Wear your halloween costume. See you at 9.