
Unless you are absolutely fucking insane, or made of fire, chances are you haven’t been doing much bike riding recently. That leaves those of us living in the dorms with two options: either tether our foot powered babies outside in the unforgiving night or lock them to one of the campus’ many beautiful indoor staircases. If you are like me and chose not to subject your bicycle to the torture chamber commonly referred to as New England winter you should take note of this quote taken from the Student Announcements Digest a couple of weeks back:
“If you have a bicycle on campus, please take it home with you when you leave for break. Any bike found on campus during the break may be removed if it is in a place that presents a fire code or other safety violation or interferes with snow removal.”
That means most of our bicycles (unless locked to one of the campus’ rare bike racks) will be pulled from their roosts while we are gone. May we suggest keeping your bike in your room during this winter break.


What about in the basements of the dorms?
Or the bike racks inside the laundry rooms in northwoods?
i assume because they were permanently installed by the college bike racks in northwoods are fair game. as far as the basement of your dorm goes i would only worry if it is blocking an exit or in the way. to be sure ask your RA or something im not a expert